Tweets
    • attractive boy: hi i'm famous
    • attractive boy: hi i'm gay
    • attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
    • attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
    • attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
    • attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
    • attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
    • attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
    • attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character